You might be trying to conceive with infertility if...funnies
Just want to start out by saying there may be some crude humor thrown in this post so, if that's something that may offend you I would probably skip this post 😉
That said, I wanted to bring a little humor to my infertile comrades out there!
You might be trying to conceive with infertility if:
You talk in code-
My DH and I BD on CD14 I am 3DPO after TI. Hoping 2WW ends in BFP when I POAS not AF, IF sucks!
Your stomach, thigh or booty look like this
You know all too well the discomfort and embarrassment that awaits you in this container
Body shots have a whole new meaning
When needles, invasive exams and ultrasounds to check those follicles become part of your daily life
When you feel like you live in a constant state of severe PMS
When this
Might as well just say this
If cuddling becomes a thing of the past
When you consider selling off things to cover the RE bills
When you start to blame your husband to make yourself feel better about your body
But you really know the truth
You have grown to severely dislike health insurance as a whole
Your life...
Again- your life
If this is totally acceptable behavior
If getting told "just relax" "I understand it took us 3 whole months" "trying is the fun part" "all in good timing" make you want to bang your head on the table
You realize how much time and money was wasted on birth control throughout your life
When your fertility meds have you feeling like the Michelin man
Most of all- if you continue to put yourself through this insanity every month because that little glimmer of hope keeps you standing
So to all my sisters of infertility/secondary infertility/ or TTC after loss..
May the lines be ever in your favor
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